Few_Absolutes
United States
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?
SmilesAlotXD 0
if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"
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itxheather 0
lol
allmidnighteyes 11
"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?
Vitamin_C 0
LMAO @ "hersheyed"!! Chocolate will never be the same again.
varsity_gijane 0
LMFAO hersheyed
Labamba 0
Lololololololol "the raw power" I'm freaking dying ;D
Jobin52 0
hahahahaha gross
smlz4me 1
LMAO @ raw power LMAO @ hersheyed!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Arcterion 0
That's quite shitty.
CrazyOldSoldier 0
...And that's a rather unfortunate pun.
SmilesAlotXD 0
if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"
GDI 0
It wants to leave me - woohoo It wants to relieve me - woohoo It'll never hurt me - woohoo Woohoo - Hooo, Hooo Don't trust a fart... Never trust a fart.... Don't trust a fart... 'Cause a fart won't trust me....
CousinSkeeter 0
Win!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, **** 3OH!3.... what a terrible "band". Ugh.
Few_Absolutes 0
Agreed. lol
Catkam623 27
When I picture absolute power I imagine the fart Just blowing a hole through your shorts was it really that bad?
NGM_47 0
"beyond repair" I lol'd...
plexico 4
More cunning and dangerous than the shart from "Jaws." What was fake about the family emergency? You prevented your family name from being indelibly stained.
xOblivion 0
I love how this was written XD
the_7 0
Happened to me once, but at home, not work.
volcomxbabiix3 0
ill keep this simple. dont fart in public. :D
wah_face 0
sometimes you just can't help it but fart wherever you are
Blippety 23
Especially if you have a stomach ache that feels like it's going to kill you and this is the only way to relieve some of the pain.
Tarak_fml 7
Hahahahabahababababa