Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
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Comments (105)
arun_678 10
you've gotta be ******** me
Toes14 6
He's too stupid for you. Dump his dumb a$$.
catz4dayz 4
you're dating a moron
Cynistor 9
It must be his brains that attracted you to him...
thatsjustgreat1 16
Everything's bigger in Texas except the brain I'm afraid.
lagreeni 16
How do you fail a test with only that misconception? I can't predict what material will be on my tests but homosapians being extinct covered half of his?
sparkledoge 29
I think if he was dumb enough to believe that he must have failed pretty much every other questions.
Sia_Will 13
Ok, you pretty much stole a joke from Friends and made it your fml...?!
nadijasmommy 9
That's his dumb ass fault
doumtabarnack 12
**** Sapiens aren't extinct. We are **** Sapiens.