Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML
Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
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Top comments
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why are you hinting instead of using your words?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Don't hint, just flat out tell him next time. He'd probably like it.
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Comments (10)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why are you hinting instead of using your words?
1known 34
Because getting naked is not enough???
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You get naked for showers. Which is what he thought was happening.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Don't hint, just flat out tell him next time. He'd probably like it.
randybryant799 21
Here's a thought. Maybe you could actually talk to him.
RichardPencil 32
I think he's sending you a pretty strong hint, too.
bobsanction 18
Have you tried telling him you want to have sex? Ambiguity has no room in the bedroom. Learn to communicate.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the fact that he thought you needed a shower explains why he wasn't in the mood. If you smell bad, nothing else matters.
human3rr0r 6
i feel you 100% that sucks i’m sorry
benjamn 24
Guys, myself included are dense when it comes to romance/sex. We need to be dealt with bluntly. We don' get hints or clues.
clair_brodie 35
Did you maybe actually say words instead of just hints?