Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
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Comments (105)
caitlincrc 16
How could he fail an entire test if that's all you said to him? Lol
SoBeSatan 22
I feel like this is why trump is doing so well.
Krovels 10
Homosapiens aren't even extinct
samurai1833 16
Ironically he's the one who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
Snaxia 12
So was there only one question on the exam? :P
NYGiants1925 22
Of course this is Texas.
_lifemyfuck_ 11
HAHAHA YOLO SWAG BITCH LETS SEE HOW MANY THUMBS UP I CAN GET #420 SWAG
KayleeFrye 39
Wasn't there a joke like that on Friends?
KayleeFrye 39
Also...even if he dumb enough to believe you, it wasn't your fault. You don't fail a test because of one wrong answer. If he answered a question wrong about ****-sapiens, there must have been several other wrong answers! Those were his fault!
KayleeFrye 39
One of the funniest comments I've read today! :)