Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? " OPs Pa "No. Who's the **** is babe and who the **** are you?"
pieman528 10
Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.
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lilhellian 27
3so.. Aww:(
LMFAOwned 9
Let me be the first to give you your well earned golden start for your original, one of a kind comment. On a second note, OP, your dad of all people? It's just one of those fantastic face-palm moments.
rocker_chick105 31
I feel as if 1 were referring to OP's name.
lilhellian 27
26 Yay a gold star!:D 27 Yes, I was..
xx000o 27
#1 a male voice answering should raise a brain flag. #2 just ask your dad to give him your number, then wait for him to stop laughing. The shorter the laugh, the higher the probability he will comply.
masta1080 5
Ouch
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Oh no are you okay? I have band-aids :D
lilhellian 27
He should learn not to fall down those stairs..
masta1080 5
Not sure if a shot at me..or just random..either way..congrats
Authoress14 15
Awkward
sigurd 11
You're an "authoress" and that's all you can come up with? How many books have you written this far?
Authoress14 15
Rly? It matters that much to on you the FYL app? lol I got nothing to prove to you or anyone on a social app for everyones embarrassing amusement. Thanks for the laugh.
Authoress14 15
and you meant "thus" btw
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, I will not be reading any of your writing if that's how you choose to display your thoughts. lolomgjkBBQ. Rly????
mbuck87 19
Haha don't get too defensive 29...
AllieCat21 21
Why take the time to put something on your profile that describes yourself, and not follow through with it? You obviously thought it mattered enough to include in your profile.
BronayPonay 6
I don't understand why you guys care so much. Stop being assholes.
BlitheNightmare 7
45- Welcome to the internet l, it's full of assholes.
BlitheNightmare 7
Woops, no I
thrAsHeRr9081 16
She got butt hurt and told me to grow up. :-)
sigurd 11
She asked me to marry her.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? " OPs Pa "No. Who's the **** is babe and who the **** are you?"
poccocurantes 7
Read OPs name. I think it might be more like "yeah my daughter said you might be my type."
japtap81 16
Next time don't get so drunk
AwkwardPartyBear 24
At least OP didn't release her rath on a baby shower.
pieman528 10
Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.
panicsdisaster 17
That's Freudian slip was a little backwards.
Catkam623 27
I don't think that's the family member he wanted.
emeraldisle 30
I'm just curious as to all the numbers you could have given him, why your dad's?
buckdharma 38
All op can remember is the guy kept asking," who's your daddy?"
evan_7899 28
well just hope he dosent sext you
wlddog 14
Ok, that one made me laugh. Him; "Hey baby, I can't wait to get into your pants tomorrow." Dad; "I am sure you will remember it for the rest of your life. How do you feel about handcuffs?"
buddy51 23
Kinky!!