Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
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Comments (105)
Love_L0ST 13
Well it could be because of all the brain washing that women do now a days where "everything they say is right" kinda way if that's the case he's just super whipped
rameses1210 18
Why the ****'d you say that?
Randomouse 11
Joey: Ross, can I ask you a science question? Ross: sure. Joey: if **** sapiens are in fact "****" sapiens, is that why they are extinct? Ross: joey, **** sapiens are people. Joey: hey! I'm not judging.
Sia_Will 13
Yes!!! Finally, someone else noticed! ??
Johaneva_fml 12
I suppose there weren't just one question in this test, plus has he ever been to school before ? or hasn't he got lessons to revise ?
WardenWolf 26
Tell him he's too stupid to have a girlfriend, and break up with him. You can do better, OP.
Xandrick 22
Gosh, I sure wonder what he thought about **** erectus.
manuwish 9
well he must be good at a certain physical activity, you sure ain't with him for his wit
game0ver_fml 18
Wow... your boyfriend is a dumbass. How old are you guys?!
pukeupmyfiesnow 10
Are you in elementary school cause that's when I learned about that
fonkimonki 7
There isn't a button for 'he deserves it' You are in a relationship with a moron, though a moron who values you highly. Instead of listening to you he should have listened to his tutor or read his text