Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
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Comments (105)
sara99839 1
lmao
KayleeFrye 39
Wasn't there a joke like this on Friends?
KayleeFrye 39
I may have posted the same comment twice. If so, disregard! :)
JKPwnage 27
But... It's not even extinct... Also: Texas? Texas.
dillweed19856 6
You need a new boyfriend. That one is broken
ragnarok1540 39
Your boyfriend is obviously not very bright, and if he blamed you for his failure then he is not very nice either. I really hope he is at least physically fit and attractive, otherwise your relationship should become extinct ... you know, for the sake of the gene pool and survival of the species.
barlos88 19
Don't stress it OP, this is a great opportunity for you boyfriend to learn about natural selection
glossykarma 19
this made me laugh way to hard
sunflower_seal 17
Jaja that's hilarious.
guttedbrit 26
Hasn't he ever watched Friends?
Shade1982 21
They are people!
guttedbrit 26
heyyyy I'm not judging okay?