Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
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A07 48
It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"
PePziNL 20
"Honey can you do the dishes today?" "no ****."
ourtneyc 14
this is the funniest thing I've read all day
Ms_ValS 27
Joey?
Calingaladha 21
Location checks out.
MamaChey 24
What the hell is that supposed to mean #4? Troll.
milehigh52 22
Can somebody tell me the location? I hate the update.
ArcaneBullshit 21
Texas
sweetbliss3 37
me too. unless I'm blind, I'm not seeing location or gender on the mobile app.
yerawizardlizzy 27
48, I haven't seen it on the update either. Rather unfortunate.
youdontsay123456 21
#48 I've never seen gender but always have seen location
M3DO 24
I see both
more4me 27
#29. I hate the update too. Fortunately, I kept my old tablet where the ilder version still runs - for now. I hate the update so much , I might just uninstall FML on my phone. Sad. The othet day, a video auto launched from the new FML app to show me a loud ad. How obnoxious !!
youdontsay123456 21
I guess his family didn't climb that high up in the evolutionary ladder
MrSassypants 34
I think he is still trying to figure out how to use the ladder.
Lalala579121 28
If anything I think he started using the ladder to dig a hole.
gabimk23 13
that one answer caused him to fail the whole test?
purple_duck88 6
Hahaha, wouldn't you fail someone if they gave you that answer?
Mathalamus 25
failing a person because of one stupid answer is itself, stupid. i would simply mark it wrong, and move on.
chinaski7628 32
Not all tests are true/false or multiple choice. It was likely a short answer or essay test (or those parts of the test were more heavily weighted). If a student hands in a written response, on a science test, explaining that **** sapiens are extinct (regardless of *why* he thinks they're extinct), that student is clearly unable to demonstrate knowledge learned and deserves to fail the test. Tests test what you have learned in the class, both in knowledge and critical thinking skills. OP's boyfriend has apparently gained neither of those.
Brandi_Faith 34
There's no way he was failed because of that one answer. That's not how tests work or teacher mark (even if they want to). Obviously he failed because he got a number of other questions wrong and he is just blaming op because he found out that the answer she gave him was wrong. He's just placing blame elsewhere instead of realizing his own mistakes, owning up to them, and trying to learn from them like a normal, well developed person.
Lalala579121 28
If he got that answer that badly incorrect, it's not much of a stretch to assume he got other answers incorrect as well.
Ilayda_fml 12
Why is everyone disliking??
PhoenixChick 26
I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway
kowsee 22
Maybe he should have just studied...
badbitch23 15
That was probably like 1 question on the test. The rest he f'd up on his own.
DerrickJames 33
My thoughts exactly!
callsign_banana 19
Natural selection needs to occur here
nemcali 34
You are a genius...your bf on the other hand not so much :)