Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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Top comments
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Just shows that faking will bite you in the ass eventually.
NebulaNick 12
This needs a follow up.
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Comments (58)
NebulaNick 12
This needs a follow up.
1dvs_bstd 41
She faked an ****** too, grandma gave her the o.O look. Oblivious boyfriend is oblivious.
invadermaythe1st 35
#33 I wouldn't say she faked it... She could possibly enjoy it.
tournamentdecide 33
"out of habit..." you don't moan seriously out of habit.
BossPathfinderGM 14
Just because it's "habit" doesn't mean she's "faking it". She could have moaned out of habit if she does it to flirt with her boyfriend when he smacks her on the ass.
drunkmunkey 24
was "smack that" playing in the background?
rmllavaneras 19
50 Shades of Grandma?
thatguynamedsky 32
Shane Dawson did a parody with an old lady, terrifying
Way2Fast8 20
50 shades of grandma.....50 shades of grey. Both mean pretty much the same thing
vikky538 29
this was my line ...in another FML...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Just shows that faking will bite you in the ass eventually.
Eyeslick 33
Or atleast smack it.
Attacksloth 33
What if she likes getting bit in the ass?
MrConcise 35
Then she should give me a call if her boyfriend broke up with her over faking it.
JKPwnage 27
Or slap you in the ass
unique_freak 17
Don't you mean spank you in the ass?
hippodankamus 22
Oh my god. That's humiliating. FYL OP.
DocBastard 40
To me, getting spanked always meant I had done something wrong, not "Oh yeah, you like that? YOU LIKE THAT?"
marieisabelle 7
Well in both cases, you're being naughty...
VoldooPed 20
I like your thinking #21 ;)
VoldooPed 20
^Sorry, my friend posted that because she's so hilarious.
1dvs_bstd 41
it was a funny reply/comment, why sorry?
invadermaythe1st 35
#31 why lie?
oops6663 26
and he's back
jenn16zazu 16
#37, love your username!
theoneandonlybro 18
Black people
josace 9
It depends on how you do the spanking, but that's how I grew up too
VoldooPed 20
I don't get how she deserves it, but it is weird. It's neither FYL or YDI.
hernanjaimes_ 22
I think people are taking it as her faking it whenever her boyfriend does it which is why they vote ydi but I'm not sure
VoldooPed 20
Possibly, that would be more understandable.
bleedingglitter 24
I voted you deserve it because it clearly states she is at a family gathering. She needs to be mindful of her surroundings.
tanishpradhan 20
She deserves it for her lack of self awareness and control..
Darkjolly 1
So your grandma smacks your ass as hard as your BF? Or does your BF smack that as soft as your grandma?
03stroker03 13
at least now everybody knows you're a loud moaner.
IWishIWasObama 12
so now your bf knows you're faking it too