Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
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Top comments
your_ma 27
"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?
Rawrshi 25
When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.
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Comments (53)
MELKOZAR 27
Well he shouldn't be a dick. Don't give him sex!
tzemmy 25
I don't think that would solve anything for OP.
Duckzy 16
If anything make the problem worse...
cjwayy 22
Oh totally because sex is a reward system
doctorhook86 25
#31: I don't know why, but right now you're at -11, so I upvoted you. It's pretty obvious you meant your comment sarcastically, and you're totally right. Protip for those playing at home: sex is not currency. Trading sex is a bad precedent for any relationship.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
#45 Unless you're breaking up anyway and have something that belongs to the other. Then sex is perfectly acceptable currency.
your_ma 27
"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?
your_ma 27
Seems like a whole lot of effort. Normal people in normal relationships shouldn't have to trick their partner into sex. If you do then something is very wrong and unhealthy in the relationship.
Welshite 40
Offer an oral exam in exchange. You should be able to pass that with no problem. ;)
RenoTheRhino 30
Hopefully her boyfriend won't be too anal about the exam he gives her, and she can get redemption.
Rawrshi 25
When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.
emile_heskey 11
I wish more girls were like you
BlindlyWandering 17
I was about to say the same thing.
Kielnmsoftly 26
I was 69th like.....must be a sign!
doctorhook86 25
#5: I like your advice, and hope many people take it to heart.
ChristinePi 36
But what about her?
Rawrshi 25
Meaning her enjoyment? I very much enjoy giving my partner a ******* and being nude so there is a lot in it for me and I happily would do so whenever he asked. It's possible OP does too. Otherwise, ******* can be used as a term for oral sex for vaginas too. Either way, ******** are super great. Could always just do other things if that's not their thing too. I'm just saying in my case, that's what I'd do. (:
trellz17 19
That's his fault then.
flufee2 27
I dont think anyone would risk failing an exam lol
NebulaNick 12
You just had to fail didn't you.
greatfirstdate 18
Well, that's easy to disprove...next time you're in the mood, make it clear that you want it. Well, it wouldn't be disproven if that time is more than a month from now.
thinblue32 15
Shoulda studied lol
ShadowOpsV4 13
Have sex anyways