Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said, "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said, "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML
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Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Top comments
talkstoomuch 8
That is just nasty.
perdix 31
Ball sweat? Was he trying to kiss you with his face or Jeffrey Jr's?
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Comments (63)
talkstoomuch 8
That is just nasty.
cwissi 5
How romantic
eminemchick 19
Did you smell his ball sweat?
tsume24 3
this sounds EXACTLY like something my boyfriend would do. @___@ ...except it doesn't make me feel "hopeless," cuz I have a sense of humor.
burninnapalm 5
Hey, ball sweat is something we have to put up with, he was just saying that to put her at ease, saying he didn't mind that she sweaty, as he smells worse. Stop complaining and let him kiss you.
CleverBastard 8
good way to set the mood.
ducttapewallet 7
Hmm. If it means you'll both know you both know the same "pain", then you should do it. Ball sweat. LOOL.
chickenwalrus 14
is it just me or is it annoying when girls refuse to hang out or do anything with someone or a boyfriend because theyre "ugly today"? hah
Bekeliyr 10
That lets you know he is very comfortable around you.
R34luver 5
-67 my gurlfriend is "ugly" everyday FML -.-
ck11_fml 1
A hot sweaty woman is still hot
Humanspider 18
I was thinking the same thing.
slipknot6976 1
iv heard of booty sweat energy drink...new balls sweat? bawls energy drink lol
FFPulley 9
That's the low carb version on booty sweat.
TheRealHouse 7
Mike Hunt's Wet lemonade is my favorite ok I might have made that up If you don't get it read it outloud
stro88 6
Haha nice one I love that drank.
zachherbert 10
I named my dog Mike Hunt. When I have guests, I say "Damn, Mike Hunt has fleas again."
Synyster430 0
Killswitch Engage FTW!!!!!!!
bassdredd 2
Killswitch Engage wins
wmsdubstep 6
Wow that's just wrong. Throw him in the shower!
cptmorgan6 8
Shower's useless. Balls get sweaty too fast anyways.
hailphire130 0
*turns on shower* Ball sweat... Too... POWERFUL!!!
ThatOneCanadian 0
Its called talcum powder. it really works, keeps the boys dry all day.
chili10 18
^ exactly, then you can both get clean together. =]
capt_awesome1 11
that's hot...
yomommma 6
not
ijustcametosay 8
how do I message you?;)
stephankuhn 0
Hey anna how are u? Email me to chat [email protected]
RedPillSucks 33
good lord!!! There was a much smoother response to "I'm hot and sweaty" than that. Talk about a lack of imagination.
JRFaceless 8
How is this an FML?
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
lol
aapje 5
ghehe, nice boyfriend >.
Jays7 10
Ball sweat hm? For that, you should shout out 'drop and eat me you pig!' :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
No. Just... No.
Bladian 5
...the ****?
Jays7 10
Take it easy! God damn, tough crowd!
lol0wnee 5
Listen to the man.
abbybailey204 19
Well, at least he was trying to show affection at first