Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I tried to take a subtle picture of a cute guy reading at a café. My phone flash went off. He looked up, made direct eye contact, and said, “You could’ve just asked.” I packed up my stuff and left immediately. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
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Italiae 7
Ooooh ninja moves right there...
flockz 20
laugh hysterically and run away. it will fit your creeper vibes.
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Italiae 7
Ooooh ninja moves right there...
enonymous 9
Say its for your fap book and slyly/awkwardly wink at them maybe add a slightly deranged laugh in there too
fanceh 10
Now all you have to do is nonchalantly trip over a trash can while walking by and your whole weird vibe will be complete.
sierralovesyou 0
How about not... That's What a pedophile does...
13FTW 9
Glad I'm not the only one with a fap book. I hope enonymous doesn't know he's in it..
Buttsexpirate 9
Nin Nin Nin
IrishWildMan 3
I tried that once and was caught. I will never again allow my inner creeper to take over. And no I never was able to get the picture.....such a nice ass...
drlove78843 6
Y make a fap book when there is internet ****?
Keyman1212 14
27- you creep me the **** out.
enonymous 9
For the first time... I'm not the creepiest poster... Congrats
icefshng8 9
And he wasn't even trying! Let's give this... Man? A round of applause!
btnhdude 0
45, and what if you do? Gonna cower down and pretend you didn't say that? I'm imagining how you'd react if you did meet the guy.
ATSViper 15
Agreed.
pronounciations 5
I tried this once. The camera shutter noise blasted through the ear piece directly into my ear, making me scream in pain.
Wdgames 0
enonyomous, my fap-book consists solely of pictures of you and Nelson Mandela... I will take my Weirdness Trophy now, if that's ok.
fanceh 10
^ where the **** is chuck testa in that book?!
brettlovesgirls 4
My fap-book consists of all of your guys and gals buttholes and fourth vertebrae... Get weirder than that.
Sebastian_NG 17
Same thing happened to me once, only that instead of flash the shutter sound went off, which has no purpose at all except reminding me that I have a $20 feature phone instead of a decent camera/smartphone
Daralea 21
27 - you were trying to take a picture of ikickgingers, weren't you?
enonymous 9
80 - you are making a mockery of Super Troopers
FrostHeart 36
My fap book consists of perdix's mucus, enonymus's anus, ikickginger's urine, and Evilpotato's saliva
dogpup4 23
You're a bit strange, 27..
fanceh 10
My fap book contains Tara Reid.... The end.
whisperingeye13 0
No one not even God himself can make a mockery of Super Troopers! Someone end this madness!
Sudnifisent 5
I did it, got away with it too ^^ I took pictures of everybody else so I didn't look as creepy XD
AnaBanana1918 7
Remember to turn flash off!
chane1100 6
Derp.
bacon1043 3
If your going to comment put something funny...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Gee, I didn't think of that when I got through reading this post...
dre_bro11 12
58, use your own advice.
jon120ukfan 2
Hurray it's captain hindsight to save the day!
flockz 20
laugh hysterically and run away. it will fit your creeper vibes.
iBanana 17
After I'd realized that I pulled a move like that.... I'd follow them and bark like a dog.
EvilPotato 15
3 and if you don't want the creeper vibes then just chuck some ninja-stars at them, that'll kill'em. You'd lose the creeper status but gain a murderer status, I don't know which is worst.
Adman567 9
Lonely Island - The Creep? Anyone?
FMLandurstoo 9
I'll distract them with ice cream treats next time. Mmhmmmm
leadman1989 16
Like Popsicles? In your cellar? I'M ON TO YOU OLD MAN!!!
gonzy 3
Damn fail
immja 0
now finish with the wink.
kayray2626 5
you got the moves like jagger
CODplayer777 0
Till op took an arrow to the knee;)
Lanceeden 12
That happened to me once when I was taking a picture of a random girl. Awkward much haha
hamncheeseinit 6
Y would u take a pic of a random girl u creeper
Lanceeden 12
Sexy children are the #1 cause of pedophilia.
LuckyTxMade 0
Lol why not just go up and ask for a pic? "If your scare, go to church"
PeteyPablo12308 20
"If your scar-ED, go to church" Scared not scare.
Klonk 5
lol nazi correcting fail, its "if you'RE scareD"
Klonk 5
it's**
yoshiyakiryu 20
We're all failing today! :D
Ramb0 20
were*
monkeywrench1 10
Bad mistake Mr. 007...
btnhdude 0
If Bond did that, he'd probably have lethal intentions. He has the license to kill. Thats the what the double o is for. Ngeheehehhhh.
boredblonde 17
Hey, you probably gave him and his buddies something to laugh about.. They don't know you, who cares
LuckyTxMade 0
What if it was the opposite genders in this fml..... still would be something to laugh about? Nah cops would be all over the mall ??
boredblonde 17
I guess?
Daralea 21
If you would call the cops because a random dude took a picture of a bunch of girls (assuming they're not children), then I'm concerned for you.