Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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Top comments
hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
mcinnesandrew 6
Konnichiwa Hajememashite, watashi wa nameo wa _____ desu
bek123456 2
Almost.. try one of these..... (Damn romaji. There's no really good way to write this without using the actual syllabary) Hajimemashite. Watashi no namae wa ________ des. Hajimemashite. ______ to mooshimas.
heyred 11
ご迷惑をおかけしました。 I'm sorry for causing so much trouble gomeiwaku o okakeshimashita.
Bekeliyr 10
I'm sorry babe. JK
Metallica36176 16
I undetst
Metallica36176 16
Sorry it didn't let me finish. I understand wanting to make a good first impression and all but I would just feel like an ass. Wow I know 1 sentence. But that's just me. I would feel to ask them and show interest like that.
kitsune3 20
I love how everyone keeps trying to give her things to say, either as a follow-up or the proper way to say what she had originally wanted to. You guys need to realize that while it's great you're trying to be helpful, those comments won't do her any good now. Sorry your bf pulled that kind of trick on you, OP. Hope things get smoothed out soon.
pigrabbit0330 0
Konichiwa, me gusta your son's ochinchin
nvo 6
WTF??
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Total Bitch Move!!!
jynx2501 3
Any father of any culture would truly find this amusing. I think your lying...