Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
OceanBlueSea 12
Hahahaha I fell over laughing when I read this! 8)
SApprentice 34
Wow, complete lack of respect. That's just very rude. Generally, when you're dating someone, you like to believe that there's a chance that this is the one, and maybe you'll settle down with them. For him to be willing to allow you to make such a foolish, slutty impression on his parents could mean that he doesn't see himself having you around all that long. FYL, OP.
Bluejaywilde 10
Google translator next time, sheesh.
mizteri 1
Tell him 'baka yalo shinde kudesai ne?' it means bastard please go die. And say it on a sweet voice. I'm not sure if you have the English accent or not...but he should be able to understand it. Don't forget to say "gomen nasai" to the parents and explain you learned it from their son.
Martnikk 15
Did he make you say: "Kon'nichiwa watashi wa anata no musuko no chinpo ga daisuki"
Valiumknights44 12
Google translate could have stopped this situation before it even started. Next time don't accept things at face value and do a little fact checking.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Google Translate is not that reliable.
Valiumknights44 12
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it'll tell you if the word you're about to say is ****.
Valiumknights44 12
94 google translate will translate text written in Romanji which if the way Japanese words are spelled so that English speakers can read them. If you were to type in hajimemashite it would tell you the translation is nice to meet you.
bubo_fml 11
When you return to apologise, translate the following sentence into Japanese; "Your Son's dick makes me appreciate a single grain of rice harvested from your fine country!"
Le_Anonymous 9
"I've lost faith in humanity over some comments in the Internet." please, get a life for yourself. And I don't mean the pixilated one you've made for yourself. Meet real people, instead of Internet trolls and stop whining about your "faith in humanity." Get a ******* dog if it bothers you that much.
kazumaeri 4
depending on the time you would say ohayou gozishimasu (morning, this is the formal way to say), konichiwa (afternoon usually after 2pm in japan), or konbanwa(evening, around dusk), hajimemashite, (name) desu, doozoroshiku, then say oname wa nandeska, which is what is your name, i am taking conversational japanese and elementary japanese at my college..i would know that at least this much is true..saying sayonara,, would be ok, because you dont know when you will see them again..it is usually said to people you wont see for a while..but to your bf say jaa, mata