Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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Top comments
hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
thebigboy155 0
Best fml ever...
roZen91 2
I would like to correct people's grammar but my own grammar sucks. Anyone knows how to increase your grammar skill?
Bekll 31
Go look at Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation book.
Missusluv313 9
Reminds me of the time my Filipino coworker taught us a word in Tagalog. My boss who's also Filipino actually thought it was funny that he taught us the word "pukelo". Good times!
JaysFanStu 3
The sentiment to leaned someone else's language is nice, but you there's a pattern on this site when it involves people "teaching" other languages. You should have just looked online for a translation. And for the record, I'd high-five your boyfriend for that prank.
brokenboy124 4
I'm not entirely sure your boyfriend was being a jerk, but, well, Yeah, he was being a jerk, who failed at an attempt at humor.
VerboseGF 3
I don't believe this. If he was really Japanese and his parents were really Japanese, then he would hold the utmost respect for his parents, and therefore would not want them to be offended. Also, why would he waste the time to introduce his girlfriend to his parents, only for it all to end badly?
alwayswinning123 7
Good first impression..
cheshireau 26
I think Japanese parents are very reserved. Something like that would not be very favourable. Maybe learn its over in Japense, make him understand that shit is not on.
annaliesalayoshi 13
this is why you watch amine and read manga. if aishiteru is in there you better ask what it is you're loving
bach2121 13
Your boyfriends fault