Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
Pleonasm 36
OP just got cockblocked by her boyfriend.
sweetest69siin 0
He forgot to teach you how to say "little"...hahah
DingoCJ 15
About time..
stonedfishies 10
So immature.
alexhaz64 4
Clearly his **** shan't be getting any loving any time soon.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You need a boyfriend upgrade. what he did was not cool? He's permanently put you in the doghouse with his parents. Doing that he obviously doesn't want a long term relationship or doesn't respect you or likes humiliating you.
DisappearingRose 18
Watashi wa _____ desu.
pixiebubz 26
Or if you want to be super polite, "(name) to mou shimasu"
Gwyddone 29
Oh. Change boyfriend and let him explain this to this parents. This jerk obviously doesn't respect you...
sillyyanks 24
Translate "hello i am" to Japanese translate.google.co.uk hello i am - こんにちは私は午前 (Kon'nichiwa watashi wa gozen) IT WAS THAT EASY! YDI!
raphanne_fml 33
午前 means "morning"... You just said "Hello, I'm morning". I don't know how Google Translate does it sometimes...
sillyyanks 24
Better than saying I love your sons dick haha
Sealy_pup 2
I was confused too for a second there but once you break it down you can see how Google Translate got there. Where does "morning" come from? If "am" was taken to be A.M., as in time AM/PM and it becomes "morning" to be as natural as possible. Basically #71's fault for plugging half a sentence with no full stop into it.
sillyyanks 24
I still blame google. Surely common phrases should be recognised, I mean isn't that how everybody tends to learn a foreign language anyway? You learn the grammar structure, then random words and common phrases.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Probably a weird way to make you break up with him! Immature and coward.
deequu 20
I'm thinking if you knew to post this, you could have looked up a translation website just to check.
Mahendra1 9
Yeah, that would be super easy. If, y'know, it wasn't almost impossible to transcribe a sentence you've only heard verbally, has a very different pronunciation system to English and would be written in a different alphabet or a romanisation that would be pretty hard to guess. But yeah, FHL for being so dumb, right?!