Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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Top comments
hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
kyat288 9
Wow, what a dick!
spaboolly 26
And I always thought Japanese culture taught extreme respect for the family. I suppose some people never learn, no matter how they're taught. He has a pathetic excuse for a sense of humor too.
ClassyCommando 13
Japanese culture does indeed place a lot of emphasis on respect for one's family. Penis jokes, however, are universal.
agonydrum 7
Don't be so negative that's hilarious
cooldaddio 14
That doesn't mean every Japanese person on the planet is going to act/think a certain way.
mskimbelinapham 5
Pretty immature. Extremely unacceptable. I love humor in a guy but this is just full of stupidity and childish. Smh and Fyl first impression is important!
mayley 16
That is so mean! Surely he would want his parents to like you??
outoftown 27
Apparently, he didn't. If his parents already know they raised an an asshole, they just had it re-confirmed.
wildsweetchild 19
I think he brought it on himself ..obviously his parents know that you don't know Japanese and that it's there son who taught you how to say it..I think he should of been the one who almost got kicked out not you..so don't be ashamed OP..it's not your fault.
wildsweetchild 19
Their* dang it... Oh and Should have* ...:/ nighttime is my grammar enemy..
Nekogami 14
Love your avatar photo. Must find it! So cool!! :D
wildsweetchild 19
81 Thank you!
Just2BMe 5
Aww that was rude of him :/
SS96_ 1
lmaoo funniest story ive seen so far !
Jinxx7 0
Well you know one thing now. he did not see you as a potential life partner or else he wouldn't have let you make a fool of yourself and make a bad impression.
Vidrill 22
I dont see why someone would want you to say something disrespectful to their parents, but I guess some people have a different sense of humor... I hope you got a good chance to explain what happened!
tne201992 12
She shouldn't explain anything! Her bf should be the one explaining.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Might want to check if you think he is actually a boyfriend who is worth it, if he has that strict of parents and would still play a joke like that. Although, next time, maybe you should try using Google instead of asking someone, even if it is someone you tru
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Ugh, it cut me off. *trust