Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Top comments
jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
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Comments (88)
vikky538 29
Tell them its only part of it.
skye147 20
Wow.. That's rude, from now on introduce him as "former boyfriend"
Kurby14 21
tell everyone he isn't much of a sex partner cause of his micro penis
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you can mention you always fake orgasms...even though that might be false
liza1922 7
Doesn't sound like you two have had any sort of real & honest conversation about your relationship. Unless of course he is a complete ass and thought that was funny. Either way you two need to talk.
ginahager2 10
Don't you mean your EX boyfriend
little_one 20
Isn't calling someone your sex partner pretty much like calling someone your lover? I'm sure he was just making joke in front of his friends. I wouldn't be offended as long as he was an adequate sex partner!
CoupeDeAce 6
At least it wasn't said as "One of my sex partners."
LVtaytay 12
Well that sucks, oh wait, apparently that's what you do. Jk OP, you need to dumb that loser.
christinamarie17 29
I would have said something like "oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realized you classified THAT as sex."