Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
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Comments (88)
hantu69 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well at least he tried ?
BranzerMyDoggie 10
Exactly Lol. He must have taken ages trying to think of those two words. Poor him XD
goozeo 11
Tried to look like a massive dick?
BranzerMyDoggie 10
At least he likes the booty :) XD Maybe you should think about sitting him in the naughty corner for a bit. :3
Silk_Routes 14
x-sex partner!!
jtfrisch 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hey at least he's showing you off
ILikeKoalas 24
Nobody wants to be "shown off" like cattle. They want to be respected.
jtfrisch 22
Why would you hate on cattle like that?
SystemofaBlink41 27
So you don't use branding irons on your sex partners? Huh... That might explain the restraining orders.
sam882 28
Exactly! At least he's not hiding her and it sounds like he was just making a joke anyways.
FragrantSalmon 12
Lol at these women falling for simple trolling. Well done my man!
cyberI7 13
Commitment issues. Dump the Man bitch!
Llamunkey 7
And I would introduce him as my ex-boyfriend!
daddysgirl243 21
introduce him as your gay best friend
AdamTB 26
With the amount of people here that want the OP to dump her boyfriend immediately just for this, I have to wonder if they've ever been in a relationship longer than three days.
Fmlsea 28
ive been in a realtionship for three years and even i wouldnt put up with that disrespect.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Introduce him as a "friend with minor benefits"
Seabass_Chan 33
When he meets your father, introduce him as your "sperm donor".