Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Top comments
jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
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Comments (88)
daughternature 7
Maybe it was a joke?
Indiantrolledd 16
Do none of you understand jokes?
Noreason89 6
Maybe it was a joke maybe it wasn't, the world may never now
Noreason89 6
*know
sbarua219 17
Lol YDI for ******* the guy you don't love
ezrajab 22
I hope you mean ex now
hektek 11
I hope he's now your ex! what a disrespectful jackass.
Crescent_Moon 17
Next time you see his "sex partner" you should strike a conversation and be all "I'm sorry you have to deal with him in bed, I'm glad I'm free. Try and have some fun, if possible. Byeeee!" All cheerful-like.
Fmlsea 28
introduce him as your "little friend"
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Is he lying?
aaliyah_valeraxo 11
That's rude, your his girlfriend aren't you ??
Savannahlynn214 12
Introduce his ass as your second bitch. Your bottom squal. Tell him his dick is too small to have that good of a label