Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Top comments
somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
timeatrice 0
first
whataloadofbull 0
well you live in cali the land of former hippie culture and gayness
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, Cali's so gay, we can't even pass the bill to allow gay marriage.. You forgot to make fun of our governor.. or are you only into old stereotypes?
ScaryyMary 14
Don't forget all us Californians smoke weed and live on the beach. And are blonde.
Secret_Fire_King 0
I think the real question here is, did the OP suggest a threesome? Though, I think that's what the gay couple may have been suggesting..
desimonster 0
SpazzyJazzy325 0
103. FORMER land of hippie and gayness? I think NOT!!
SpazzyJazzy325 0
o whoops didn't reading your comment clearly.... hahaha never mind my last comment then ^^ __
PirateMan 0
ahahahahahahaha fail
bridgette5866 0
The best, most attractive guys are always gay.
pooley 0
IKR
wintamint101 7
all the good looking guys are gay
somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
monkey314159 0
uh... surprise!
ILIEKGIRLS 5
what what, in the butt?
SweetestSin 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
so not an FML! Take it in the backdoor and you could get an awesome 3 some out of this :-)
LemonadePink 0
Maybe, just maybe, she might have wanted more than just sex with this guy. Not everyone is ready to take it up the butt for two guys just like that. Just sayin'...
Unknown90 0
LOL this made my day
kdrox 0
fyl
Unknown90 0
all the good looking ones are gayyyy. I LOVE IT=]
tuboshu1986 0
yeah,iagree with it.
GeorgeBoosh 0
Try it worstpersonalive. You never know...
Mustardnight 3
I guess you two gals will be lonely for the rest of your lives, considerig only gay men are gpod looking. You could go for a sex change though, you shall be missed, joans of arc.
46plus0 0
There'll always be an other. You don't deserve it, because, sometimes you just can't tell. Maybe you shouldn't put so much into it next time. Try subtlety.
Boxingsweets 0
lmao I bet he did that to make you stop with your "hardcore flirting"
Six_and_the_Moon 3
I was thinking this as well.
nikerush2 0
Threesome