Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Top comments
jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
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Comments (88)
myanichole 22
Hopefully it was just a joke
Charles900 16
I really hope that was just a joke.
Jessifer_V 11
That's my new favorite pet name.
vigoss_fml 4
he's just insecure and tries to impress :)))
idxntgiveafxck 17
Take away the sex, see how he introduces you next time
sexymomo1234 20
Introduce him as a pity ****!
randomcritic 14
Say "I hope you meant sexy partner."
bhopejohnston 16
You mean ex boyfriend right?
inolongercare 19
Maybe he isn't so much "boyfriend" then rather than friends with benefits. Or he was just joking and you are blowing it out of proportion.
rec_chem 22
To him, that's what you are. I suggest a new boyfriend.