Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML
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franticravyn 7
that's cute in a way…
Coon123 0
mature 5 year old
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franticravyn 7
that's cute in a way…
Pabs24 0
Everyone thinks it's the guys that break hearts, girls do it too, if not more than guys
koe4 0
so true
pertained 12
cool beans.
dinosluver13 1
no it just seems that way because your a guy it's pretty equal we both break hearts
imacreeper 3
good thing she knows ahead of time.
TylersMB 0
aw, well at least shes not stupid.
kyanisaurus 0
would you rather she have no heart to break?
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
It's cute in a sad way.
meggieh815 0
well considering op's kid is a girl, I don't see what you were expecting. no one said it was all guys.
jes1610 6
why is this a fml? it should go on that kids give me hope site. that was really cute and true.
modelmefamous 0
this isn't really an Fml? it's cute though(:
bbucaro98 0
thats so cute
Coon123 0
mature 5 year old
thenewguy21 0
Very.
yougotapes 7
smart mature girl :)
13Blah13 0
Lol, sad.
kewlkate 9
lol. FAIL
NomOnShroomz 14
Amen.
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
aww
dave04045 1
How is that FYL? It's her life, not yours. Let her do what she wants
Keirakun 0
Smart girl.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Who said it's always the guys fault?
meggieh815 0
she's a girl. she's likely not going to be heartbroken by another girl.
SGT_DBL 15
Smart kid. Love sucks.
ahole123 0
Not really
kendallwendall 0
love doesn't suck. trying to find love, and trying to keep love alive sucks.
eryn13 5
agreed, very smart!
BraBrando 0
A wise man once told me what he does best. "Smokin darts, and breaking hearts!"
rattusrattus 19
Upside of being a nun: lack of boy problems Downside of being a nun: You have to be super-religious and pious, and thats not for everyone. I'd be a sucky nun myself.
johnnybagodonuts 2
you just have to pretend to be super religious and pious
Bakayarou_fml 0
Definitely not with your pic lol
rattusrattus 19
Oddly appropriate picture, 86. But definatly not religious!
jennnwoww 2
haha. obviously more than likely she will change her mind....if not then oh well her life.