Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
nightstalker94 18
you can't blame the guy. I live with my girlfriend and daughter and it's a constant battle to get even an hour to play my Xbox one.
nitemastr15 17
While it does sound like an obvious choice, there could be reasons he said no that you might not know about. Give him a while then ask him again. he might not be quite ready yet.
Severefear 7
I have a feeling there's more to this story than just "my boyfriend doesn't want to move in with me."
onpexee3 11
I dated a guy who did the same thing. He was more interested in games than sex anyway
Rayza09 10
Good man
Muttley9 13
"Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue." - Forrest Gump "You can't fix stupid." - Ron White Anyone flat out stupid enough to turn down the deal you offered that idiot is a damn fool in need of a set of headphones and an ipod with a single track on repeat for eternity, "Breathe in, breathe out..."
marcranger 29
Sorry, OP. I did click "your life sucks," but I can also see where your boyfriend might be coming from. I can only take even the people I love most in limited doses, and I've worked too hard for too long to go back to a shared living situation. It doesn't help that I don't care much for pizza and could take or leave (but would rather leave) sex as well. I'm guessing your boyfriend doesn't agree with me about those things, but he might just be someone who needs a lot of private space, and it's nothing personal.
rogerover 19
Were you also demanding he be your sub? Maybe he's not ready for the paddle!
trucker2 33
Doesn't sound like he has been whipped, yet.
sighlifeman 12
that's what happens when you date a 12 year old
woody01373 3
I'll gladly take option B ;)
bobsanction 18
Did you ever consider maybe he's not ready to make that kind of commitment? Of course you didn't, because you're selfish.