Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me after I'd been supporting him for 9 months while he "finds himself." Why? Because I wanted to go grocery shopping instead of him eating out every day with my money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
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cradle6 13
There's some information missing
hondawonderboy 4
Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger
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Comments (155)
stevenmx86 8
and or? Doesn't sound like much of a decision..
optimusprime0069 8
Well you should have taken the job then!
melchibr_fml 0
If it was "and or" than why didn't you take the job?
rexgar2000 10
ydi for chasing him over you priorities.
seanders 10
Nothing will get in the way of my dream job
ChrisLTC 3
Always choose the job! A job won't wake up one morning and decide it doesn't love you anymore!
iliveinthesky_fml 0
what is this? another episode of the hills?
hotPinklipstick 24
My fiancé had 3 days to chose between an amazing job 6 hours away from me or to stay with me, I wouldn't let him stay. I told him there was no option, he had to chose the job. After a few months I surprised him by selling our house, quitting my job, and moving with him. Now I have an amazing job and I don't regret my decision. If you have to chose between your dream job and your partner and they aren't on board don't let them hold you back. Follow your dreams and you will find someone who will appreciate you for who you are.
ReynshineCutting 10
Everyone has a different opinion. I would give up my dream job in a heart beat for my fiancé. I'd much rather have a shitty job and be with him then have my dream job and be without him.
cradle6 13
There's some information missing
cargaljen 8
Like how long they've been together. If it's been a couple months, she deserves it. A couple years then I agree.
Browncakeman 4
Oh women... with their feelings.
EvilPotato 15
Oh 92 with your retardness.
mitri_fml 3
Oh 99, with your potato-ness
theybebitchin 4
Imagine in op was a man, im sure everyone would vote YDI. Sexist much?
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm betting there was a third door with a donkey behind it. Turns out that would have been the best choice.
tweetbaby14 18
I would vote YDI either way because you don't miss out on a good job for a piece of ass/relationship that might not last.
Loopulk 9
Agreed.
whitesox365 0
These terribly ironic situations suck, especially for relationships. Ive been there, youll make it.
Daralea 21
I agree with 125. The a good man stays with you no matter what...a good job doesn't necessarily do that.
IamDre 5
Wow...FYL.
arcticdoctorwho 0
Lose/lose situations suck.
slushpup9696 12
No, they're really fun!
False_Stupidity 42
But they make great FML's
cmbfml 0
Looks like he's looking out for you more than you are!!! That or he's a gold digger
hondawonderboy 4
Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger
FuttBuck 0
Look at the bright side.... Oh wait, there's isn't one.
tylersign 11
Whew, that was clever.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Nice fail mustache and afro...
FuttBuck 0
Thank you, sir
Rico_Mal1116 0
"Money over everything, money on my mind." - Drake
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's a prerequisite for selling shitty "music".
tweetbaby14 18
Oh really? Let me take a guess at what you call "music" based on your picture. Cry babies that mutilate themselves and pierce/ tattoo themselves until they look like a freak show literally screaming random shit in your ears that then whine and complain about why no one accepts them? Yeah, that's some great music right there... I should know I've listened to a few of those shitty "songs". Maybe, just maybe, good music to you isn't what's good music to them. Don't be so close minded actually listen to it before you knock it. And when I say listen I don't mean to two seconds or just one song. I know it's hard to not be a chump that believes everything they do and think is best because this the Internet, but come on really?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
U MAD BRO? No, seriously. First of all, jumping to such enormous conclusions based on a picture is at the height of idiocy. Second, even if you were to base what I listen to on the photo, you'd be closer to what's actually correct. Why don't you look closer? The piercings, tattoos, outfit have everything to do with bellydancing and absolutely nothing to do with "emo", "screamo", and other such genres I myself consider crap as well. But I mean, if you say Ravi Shankar mutilates, pierces, and tattoos himself while screaming into a microphone about how no one loves him, then it must be true. I didn't know you were such good friends with him. Oh, and if you're going to lecture everyone about good music, find a better person to defend than Drake.
s3xymoma 1
People like y'all make me laugh. Bc u have nothing better to do then argue over dumb shit. Hahaha. Pointless.
jabfinch 9
This isn't YouTube.. Thanks.
tweetbaby14 18
I'm not defending drake personally I think he's a lame rapper. It's just ridiculous how so many people try to say rap isn't music just because "anyone can talk to a beat". I am defending rap as a whole.
tylersign 11
As a whole, rap destroyed music. Some is ok. But when people start making music with fake drums, fake instruments, fake vocals, and sing about buttsecks in a hummer, then you know things are going downhill.
Trebie 6
You dumb shit, that's a picture of a belly dancer. It's middle eastern music/dance. It has nothing to do with "freaks", unless you're a racist or something.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Well, 106, as you will find if you go back to my original post, I never commented on rap as a whole. There is rap from the 90s that is worth some respect. It's not my genre of choice, but I would never say I hate all rap. Drake, on the other hand... You've found the entirely wrong person to rage to about not being musically open minded. Anyway, it's not fair to say that anything not made with "real" instruments is unworthy of being called music. There are plenty of awesome subgenres of electronic music in an entirely different realm from the typical club trance crap most people usually associate with the term. It's all about how you USE your instrument. ;)
deviable 9
You can't still get the job? He's an ass.
wazdog 4
At least you still have a boyfriend.
IamDre 5
No she doesn't??
cargaljen 8
Right? That's what makes it an FML!
cheetahcake19 0
No she doesn't. She said he left her because she didn't take the job
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So what then is the FML according to you, 11?
wazdog 4
At least you still have a job.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Wrong again.
wazdog 4
You folks are so easy to troll. lol And 107, she actually still does have a job - just not the better one.