Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
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Top comments
Stumblebum30 5
Don't let him move in. That's called using you. You should be valued more than that.
kufskr 0
LMAO nothing can help you from getting kicked in MW2. >.
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Comments (169)
bobB700 0
first
Hummbinger 5
not for long #1
LexBvl 4
I don't see a problem there, stop being such a picky bitch...you want his company? make sure that wifi is up and running. life is a give and take.
BahahahLOL 0
That's understandable. NW2 = Sex.
sammyray 0
MW2 is CoD
GrammerNazi1000 8
can I move in?
allen20 0
dude mw2 is the shit! i got pissed tough i was one kill from a nuke and i got noob tubed ****
JustDoctor 0
I agree with #15 #25 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is what OP is talking about
Ali_Br_fml 33
so... What's NW2? New warfare 2? Lol j/k. I had 2. MW2 is of course cod... she was probably aware of that & meant especially since he plays... or if he plays it while she is around? I know... reaching. But we can't make girls look like we don't know COD! That's the Game! I got a ps3 just 4 that... Ok, I had it on the wii & got the ps3 4 FFXIII... & GTAIV... But it's a great game! Especially when the Move comes out. I'll get 2 shoot ppl w a gun in my hand! (not a real gun, but still, it'd feel like I was actually there, especially w the great graphics of the ps3) & I don't have 2 worry about being killed in real life. I regenerate when I die... See, girls play videogames too!!!
EduardoCollazo1 0
what a noob and MW2 Is gay. Go back to cod4
andruha1123 5
ps3 ftw oh an op deservs it for not buying her bf a ps3... poor guy has to play on an xbox :'-(
zakkaisftw 0
25# cod the fish is so epic I hits soap with cod fish with my skeleton ghost
FML_DCED 0
true the fml should say, i got a xbox Fml
PineappleEspress 0
he is a smart man.
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
wow somebody who isn't a dumbass and knows what the hell they're talking about and can actually spell xbox right fyl
sabatical 0
battlefield 2 beats mw2 hands down. although I'm excited for the new cod :)
Y_U_19029 0
well can you blame him? it sucks getting kicked especially when your about to get a nuke!!!
mikapha13 0
now I must your life sux and screw all you noob tubers
yung_dee 0
u gay
intrcptin46 0
can i move in? i have bad connection too :(
omgtacos 0
59 call of duty black ops?
snowboarder25 0
@45 *** cod 4. ***** gay
xaxtonx319 0
mw2 is all we do in Iowa... that and farming haha! at least southeastern Iowa...
dave04045 1
its understandable, mw2 is laggy :D
PizzaGuy11 0
intervention FTW!!
foREVerA7X 0
No guy that chooses video games over real life is a keeper. And to boot it's one of the worst video games ever made.
Y_U_19029 0
I got fall camo on intervention!!!
krissy8877 2
that's messed up to just move in with her just for the wifi. I wouldn't do it
jjpavo 0
mw2 sucks LOL!
aknnja 0
I hate noob tubes
Epic_Phale615 0
Ugh, MW2 isnt that good, why are so many people addicted to it. FYL OP, your boyfriend is just a cheap scandal that used you as a tool.
Epic_Phale615 0
Oh yah, one more thing, this is NOT a MW2 fansite, so stop posting comments about how much you love it.
noseasmamon 0
mw2 sucks ass.... halo3 ftw
ZleveL 0
45 and 96 agreed. I played cod4 after a day of mw2 it was heaven I got no lag, barely noob tubes and it was actually FUN. and don't get me started on halo :) best game evar
NightSkyx 0
the first comment said he was first to cum. as for the fml, that's a win in his part:)
devigsgirl 0
actually he does have a ps3 that I got him for his bday. he doesn't like it
ChesterJester11 0
NHL 11 beats all
bladesofsteel32 4
good reason
DEATHWASWON 4
its the same thing. mw2 is newer. and if u buy the map packs u get 4 maos from cod 4
RadioDolphin117 1
AGREE, imagine being on the receiving end of a quickscope, Sasquatch jumps through the window, shoots, then runs away
racerapj 10
MW2 is for 5 year olds that like noob toobs and mod controllers. Battlefield Bad Company 2 is the shit now. then Halo Reach is gonna amazing.
Infamous_Hawk 6
awesome game but FYL anyways
Jake951716 0
47 you are retarted. ps3 players all suck. the FIRST TIME I played the game it was on a ps3. my k/d was 26/10 or something around that. 360 gameplay is a lot harder/better because people actually try.
lafingman0 5
I agree with #45. MW2 Is gheyyyyy - dump him because he is obviously a raging **** xD
Edokun 0
#45 agreed ^.^ but i am starting to get bored of CoD4 due to L4D2 =P iv always hated MW2.
Edokun 0
#96, halo 3 ODST is great due to you also get halo3 with it xD i love the spartain laser! and also my second faveroute weapon on halo3 has to be.... the needler & the best granade in my opinion is the plasma granade because you cant run away from it xD
ragweed 0
that's right!
mustardcat 1
we boys live for games alright ;)
MadPercussion 0
126 has to be one of the most idiotic comments I have ever read. it doesn't even make sense.
allen20 0
i agree with 33 dat sucks
acccccccc 1
halo reach ftw
linx468 8
What an idiot.
05559 1
lol he did the right thing haha
Kikas123 0
Yeah, he should be playing a better game like TF2.
stephan18 23
What a genius.
MetallicaRules19 4
whats his gamertag ill add him lol jks what an arswhole
kaprookie 3
Call Of Duty keeping unplanned pregnancies down since '04. haha
devigsgirl 0
his is air4devig and mines devigsgirl
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
ma gt is SkinTheSnake bitches
kufskr 0
LMAO nothing can help you from getting kicked in MW2. >.
slayerman666 0
theres one solution! not playing a game that isnt even that fun
U_idiot 1
haha agreed.. shitty hosts! just wait til black ops comes out, he'll never stop playing! on a side note, I'll be moving in with my gf soon, can't wait to finally have cable Internet!
CheezeDetector 0
WoW ... talk about douchiness
bigredmonkeybutt 30
A better net connection isn't worth putting up with a whiny cow like you.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
He's probably looking forward to the maid & laundry service too.
BigDaddyCain 0
Maybe you should.. (puts on sunglasses) shut the fuckup and like it.. YEAHHHHHHHH!!
BigDaddyCain 0
**** up*
Prodigy7 4
Let the man do his own job.
LTHoratioCaine 4
That... (Puts on sunglasses) Was bad. YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!! seriously, leave the bad Horatio corniness to me.
msole 0
legend
beachyballerina 12
Mw2 IS NOT as important as a gf...I CAN'T WAIT FOR mw3!!!
curzy 6
hog teh bandwidth dl ****.
JimmyWeir 0
hahaha if I were him I would just watch the **** then and wait until she was done downloading it to play again. then I would demand sandwitches and ******** for the rest if the day,
7g23 0
Love him and cherish him, he is of a superior race, a gamer. But if you want him to do anything you want when he's not gaming, Time Warner just increased their standard high speed connection to 15mbps.
SuperKnuckels 6
MW2 is for losers. so are any of the new call of duty games.
Action_Bastard 0
Metal Gear Online is the badass of tactical online multiplayer games.
Shaddo_fml 0
nice user name