Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
__BeastMode___ 10
I'll move in wit you ?
oobidoob 3
So... are you single? haha
itscomplicated15 6
Or maybe he's not ready. Stop acting like the guy was obligated to move in with her. If he proposed to her would she be obligated to say yes? What about if she wasn't ready to get married? Just because he is a guy he doesn't have to take anything for "lots of sex". Get your shit together!
bigskyrocks 5
Well, I'll take your offer if it's still available
Dune1988 18
Whobadawhatnow??? What man in his right mind would F that up? Ich sprecke deutsch, ill take B.
EDGE1095 20
his loss :p
9a_1z 12
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Or in this case you can lead your man to pizza, sex and games but you can't make him want to move in with you. Sorry OP.
GotnoClass 9
He an idiot
imcornelious 15
Lolol lol
quackImapenguin 16
I'm seeing a lot of overreactions in the comments. So he isn't ready for the commitment. That doesn't mean he never will be. Relationships take time to develop. Maybe he wants a bit more time to savor having a place to himself since, if you end up getting married, this may be his last chance.
plan_Z 14
Could be op's partner still lives with mommy and daddy, is 29 and has been dating op for 5 years. Could be he is a mommy's boy who when given that offer knew he would finally start having to clean up after himself. I personally think op is cool and would take option B if that was offered.