Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Don't let it bother you OP!! Commitment, for some people can be a big issue. Please don't let it bother you..
Lalala579121 28
Something tells me it already did.
unholyswiss 19
There are at least two unanswered questions here, is he employed and if so/not, dyou support his gaming habits? Maybe that's his way to destress and if you get into arguments about how he divides his time, maybe he wouldn't want to move in with someone that would threaten his happiness and independence. Or you live with roommates and he'd prefer to live alone, or you've only known each other for x amount of time and he's not ready to take that leap yet. But if you unnecessarily shit on his gaming that's your fault entirely too. Or he's allergic to sex or pizza lol
domolovesyoshi 33
She clearly said and I quote "gaming in his own man cave" so that says she's probably alright with the gaming, also speaks as to the roommate thing if he'd have his own man cave I don't think she'd have roommates
Lalala579121 28
The de-stress thing might hold weight though, he lives alone so he either has rich and very nice parents, or a job. And I can't speak for anyone else, but for me being home alone with nothing to do but play video games is a dream come true.
unholyswiss 19
By 'his own man cave' she could've also meant that as 'away from me, if you must.' OP might have thought it a fair compromise, and you can also have separate rooms and a roommate or two, especially if there's a garage or den.
Lalala579121 28
He already has his own man-house. He may not have the desire for sex and thus sees no reason to downgrade from a man-house to a man-room.
dutchy86 20
well sex interrupts gaming.... I understand the best men....
anon2714 7
Maybe you're one of those psychotic girlfriends
fsomelife 26
I got the same impression. Not jumping to conclusions, but it seems like OP is painting what living with her would be like in way too bright a color.
jgriff79 23
Maybe he's lactose intolerant!
WinterChild 20
Clearly you're crazy. There has to be something you're not telling us about.
zharks1010 18
Maybe he just wasn't ready. There has to be more to this story
Baron_Kaz 15
Something is not right. I wanna bet that this is a cougar. Btw good choice for the guy, better to have independence. This woman sound really needy!
kemando 22
he's gay.
MyWierdCat 18
Indeed
itscomplicated15 6
Oh really? Said the guy with anime tattoos? Come on, don't make us go there. She asked him a question: "Do you want to move in with me?". There are two viable answers: yes and no. He chose "no", that's ok and that doesn't make him gay.
Brian2911 23
He's a disgrace to the gaming guy community