Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
fwongraven 10
Moving in with someone is a huge commitment and not to be undertaken unless you feel completely right and ready for it. "Sex and pizza" are immature reasons to jump into a major life decision OP... the fact that you don't really respect his decision to wait is a bit telling.
vickyP89 2
honestly if you have to bribe your boyfriend to live with you, then your relationship is not ready for the big step. When it comes to things like marriage or moving in, if a guy wants to he will. And also sex should not be a reward for good behavior or a punishment for bad behavior. I know it's hard to believe because what culture says but not all guys are ruled by erections. some of us actually use our brains and emotions to make the decisions that are right for us. maybe you should have a discussion on the relationship and see if you are in the same place. as usual honesty and direct communication will save the day
Kittyphysics 21
here's a thought no one bothered to share yet. maybe he's been there before and got burned. as much as I love my boyfriend, he's not moving in with me any time soon. and I mean YEARS.
AndyMannino 9
He must be gay
justsayingbeach 15
lol yeah for the first week maybe - think he was being long term realistic!
pixierara 28
Okay I know I'm jumping to conclusions and shouldn't judge a book by its cover but he kinda sounds like a deadbeat to me.
Corelogik 3
Smart man. Women are more hassle than their worth most of the time. Also, I can almost guarantee the relationship and/or move WAS NOT described as "lots of sex and pizza".
stickthatwhere 16
Well yah what's the point if he has to listen to you nag him while he's playing games eating pizza and having sex.... it's just better off living alone
MyWierdCat 18
i would choose b :) What a stupid
Balaj_fml 14
Is option B still valid?