Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
TheCommentsGuy36 5
Can I take choice B?
dockate95 9
Who would say no to pizza???
whitnayfortooh 29
or sex?!
dockate95 9
Or sex while eating pizza
juicy_extasy 25
His loss
crandel 11
He made the right choice. He resisted the temptation of promised sex and maintained his independence and freedom. Kudos to him! You should be proud he's smart enough to see through your trick.
MasterTron 24
I'd take option B man. Who would not want to take time and be with their partner? I mean you could hang out with them and cuddle while watching a movie and eating pizza. Sex is aways a good thing most of the time. With gaming if your partner is into it as well then there you go just more time you can spend together.
marcranger 29
I don't like sex or pizza. Maybe I should get with OP's probable ex.
Lalala579121 28
44 Then you can just live alone and game together. That's the dream.
cole66 14
#30 some people don't believe in sex unless it is with your wife/husband. and these people are only Bf/Gf
MasterTron 24
@156 Very true
JoeyNatas 3
what trick? all she wanted to do was try to make him happy he probably made that choice because he's not ready or he just wants be alone. no tricks involved
gqlmno 23
the trick is she's actually a succubus
greeneyedx 23
I'll move in with you
andrmac 25
I'd say he's not ready for that kind of commitment. You're not just moving in with someone you are living with them and seeing if you can do so without killing each other. He also may not have any interest in you that much either due to other reason like: Do you create arguments over little things? Are the one that freaks out because he eats too loud? Do you overreact and shame him in public? Constantly dumping him and then begging him to take you back? I had a friend who wisely chose to not move in with his girl because if all of these things.
jackycat 17
I had a buddy who ignored a similar set of red flags and moved in with the girl. Within a week she'd stabbed him in the leg with a fork.
Mynxie 26
I feel like there is a missing piece to the story
mollybelle 13
Don't take it personally, maybe he's just not ready yet. Moving in together can be a big step for some people. Give it time.
thisguy22 33
In the words of red Forman. "Dumbass."
deathshead 19
I love that show and I love you for referencing it.
thisguy22 33
It sure does feel good to know that someone out there loves you.
ZDRANO 9
call me I'm in