Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
juggalo2 22
Fap and win!
worldclassrager 41
B basically gets him A seems like he doesn't want to move...can you move in with him?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If the boyfriend views her as his "non-permanent significant other" than he clearly doesn't have to "put up with this". She, however, may have been viewing him as being a potentially permanent part of her life and viewed this as the next step towards that. Also him moving in with her has the potential to save him money and possibly time if they do a lot of driving back and forth to see each other. It seems to me that you may be the one who needs to "Grow up" based on your response to this FML.
AikoRose 15
Some people want their own little sanctuary and depending on his age he may not be ready to give that up and commit to moving in with you yet.
HitmanKillsYou 13
Who the actual **** would choose A over B
marcranger 29
I would! Sex and pizza are way overrated.
HitmanKillsYou 13
yeah but a man cave in a new location that could possibly have better internet speeds, on top of sex is a good thing
marcranger 29
Sex leads to STDs, pregnancy, and cuddling. I'm not sure which is the most horrifying.
Amke 3
Someone smart enough to know they ain't keeping that particular chick.
TheLadyOpal 30
Well, think about it. If he lives alone he can make his own gaming man-cave just how he likes it, order his own pizza that he won't have to share, and not have anyone to tell him to clean up after himself. Doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't love you, he probably just wants the freedom of his own space right now.
Nightbird827 15
where can I apply?
Tyrez 32
Probably could find some arrangement similar to that on craigslist though I would advise against this ;)
DasKing 18
What is the logic behind his thinking?
xpsychocatladyx 15
better for you OP. trust me everything happens for a reason!
chris21105 3
you shouldn't of gave him an ultimatum in the first place. ydi.