Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.
alvarny 17
he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.
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Comments (189)
badluckbastard 14
I would like to apply for the position of option B
Birdmad 12
Is your boyfriend Al Bundy?
Jethco 15
Option B comes with a number of unfavorable clauses.
Joshoa123 16
Choice B is a myth. Change every adjective and verb with nagging. That's what really happens.
Zebediabolical 45
I have lived this situation. At the start it was the best relationship of my life. But before long instead of bacon and ******** while saving the world it was Bed Bath and Beyond and brunch. On the plus side, brunch is pretty awesome. But let's have it in the AV room. She also didn't like it when she found out I was married. In another country. Even though we'd been seperated for at least 8 years at the time.
bsmallz3 12
i think elaborating would help us all
Tannasgh 22
I would have taken C). Just like B) but with a double helping of lots of sex instead of gaming and I'd even make the pizza. Guys these days have their priorities screwed up.
Amke 3
You'd give up gaming for a girlfriend? How about finding a girl who enjoys games instead? I'd never expect my husband to stop gaming for me, might as well ask him to take it up the ass.
9a_1z 12
Maybe 110 isn't that into gaming, so would prefer sex, it's not entirely unheard of!
nyf137 20
Kid, you're only 14 years old, I'm seriously wondering what kind of knowledge you can bring to the table about healthy adult relationships... seriously kid, what makes you think that marriage is any more "permanent" than a long term relationship? Yes, we are going to assume it involves a greater amount of commitment, but a marriage can end just as quickly as any relationship, so basically your whole argument is useless.. and this isn't even something you can research to learn more about kid.. finish growing up first
Amke 3
That's totally understandable. Maybe you're not a keeper. Took years off bullshit relationships to find someone I actually wanted to live with.
Xion0014 20
Maybe he isn't ready and likes living alone...
enginsteve 17
Im good with B...