Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
Understandable that he would be happy, not everyone knows how to make a girl come. But maybe you should talk to him about what you like in bed or not, communication is the key after all. But you should be honest, that was all, have a nice day.
jDCrackpot 7
I think you kinda deserve it- You need to teach him how to get you off, and the 'finally' makes me think you haven't. A clit isn't a doorbell, you can't just press and hope someone comes!
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Comments (109)
vvo19 0
Maybe it's you bitch!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Fml Team: Everyday we moderatin'.
thecovert 7
Perhaps you are a tad too uptight and need to loosen up a bit. Sounds like you are part of the problem too.
MuseFan1991 14
christ, she only needed to sneeze! calm down dude!
estes816 9
O. P. Aaaaaahhh. Wait! I have to put this on FML really fast! I need their advice! I bet that's going to happen! WWFMLD
iCake 13
Oh god, tell him what you want
DeeBoii6 0
Lmfao that's great
trinibrit 7
Teach him about the art of hitting the gspot
GothicAngel17 24
Most women don't even know about the art of hitting the gspot. Some women don't have a very sensitive one, and to some women having their gspot hit actually hurts. The ******** is the sure fire way to ******.
MuseFan1991 14
at least he wanted to give you one! but if you dont tell him what you want how will he ever know? girls need to cut guys a bit of slack, they arent mind readers and sometimes need to be given directions
ptolve 0
Uh, excuse me? It's your body. Why is it your Boyfriends "job" to make you ******. Do you ****** when you masteurbate? That is more than likely unassisted. Sex is the emotional and physical love between human beings for which the end result does not always result in climax. I think someone needs to mature a bit and get in tune with their bodies.
socoolsophie 4
You should have told him that you were going to sneeze but are up for another round ;)
nickhowa 0
as long he is adult about it and an understanding man. He will grow from it and learn to please you properly to how your body needs it.