Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
EmmaMK 35
Ask him why he thought his actions would be funny?
Lolasjscj17 5
If he does propose for real, I would say OMG yes!!!! Then Ha just kidding and walk away.
sarcasticlover 30
Weird sense of humour!
notsofriendly 17
I wonder if he was actually serious and just panicked at how stressful it felt all of a sudden...
Xotoolyxo 16
What a tease,No more sexy time for him
G_bear24 9
yeah I'd dump him for that cuz that's unbelievably cruel and not something to toy with. Not mention I'd feel embarrassed and like an idiot for loving him that much when I guess he didn't feel the same
an3ph 20
That's not a man. That's a heartless child. Do yourself a favor and leave now.
swampbaby985 30
Seductivly feel on his crotch as if your about to go down on him. Get him all worked up then just as your two inches away from "it" walk away and say "haha just kidding, asshole" Or just knee him in the nuts whatever works best.
Annjelina 11
That is the best revenge I've ever heard
rsg0001 15
That's no joke. I say dump him.
Eivana 37
Lol, I would have laughed at him for being such a prankster. I mean, come on. There is so much room for you to get him back later, eventually.