Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
sabrinalynn22 19
I would've slapped him.
joselgarciac 9
The office did it...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That joke was in extremely poor taste. OP, how long have you two been going out? If it's been a while, of course your first assumption in regards to his actions would be a proposal. If it has been less than a year, then you were jumping the gun, but it was still in bad taste on his part. I'm curious as to how you reacted to this event.
Sitting_Ducki 8
You mean your ex whose balls you kicked back in him??? Or his teeth in so he can't find anyone else
ITxCExLxS 6
Dump him. That is a douche move
bgdkmcgee 10
Man after my own heart.
kkmmdd26 5
must be awkward now
MEM0817 18
My now husband had made it looked like he was proposing when he wasn't. He baked a cake for me and there was writing on it. It said "will you carry me?" From a distance, it obviously looked like I was finally getting the expected (we talked about how us becoming engaged was going to be happening in the very near future) proposal I've been anticipating so much. He felt bad after he saw how disappointed and pissed I was. Lucky for him, my sense of humor understands his and I laughed about it later.
SkateSolid 4
Damn, sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully he matures soon!
Jackkson95 2
Women sayin this is mean? Lol guys get rejected in a proposal from a 5 years girlfriends.. So wat?