Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
Neesalun 20
That is a horrible, horrible joke! Why would anyone play around like that with someone who obviously loved them?
Mynamewontfi 40
What an asshole. Time for you to make a revenge plan.
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP, but I'm sure there were red flags that the bf found stuff like this funny. Guys that find stuff like this funny there are warning signs.
skittyskatbrat 19
Get a pregnancy test. Use a blue marker to make it "positive". Go up to him, looking really sad and depressed, and hand it to him. Don't say anything, just act like you're about to cry. Once he's had a half-hour of near-panic, tell him you were "just joking." Really, you're just breaking up with his sorry ass ;)
vandeele 8
What a dick.
Shandra78 9
If you'd run away screaming NO NO NO NO NO, joke would have been on him. Dump the twit. Do you really want to live with that so called sense of humour?
sietseld 13
That's horrible and rude of him. Some people don't understand that a proposal is one of the most exciting moments of a girls life. It is not something to make fun of.
booboohoney 12
Rude.
swick25 22
what a douche
mattrd_fml 31
wow. what a bastard.