Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
jmcr 27
Even if he had meant it and lost his nerve at the last second not talking to him for at least a week would not be an unreasonable reaction
carelessxdanger 9
what a jerk! next time, tell him how badly you want to go down on him and be as descriptive as possible, then when its go time, pretend to go for it. once hes hard as a rock, use his "HAH! JUST KIDDING!" line :P
Azaarious 5
Lets hope your dad "casually" pulls a knife on him and asks what it feels like to stab someone.
pistolpete31000 7
This is unexpected seeing that you're in Canada lmao
wholock 12
You shouldn't live by stereotypes, sir.
KamiyaHaine 18
I would have dumped his ass on the spot...
underthesea12 24
don't rush things... he sounds like a keeper
cdawgtate 9
What a dick move
glabberfasted 16
Reminds me of The Office when Jim bends down in front of Pam to tie his shoe and she thinks he's proposing.
manylaughs 2
That's a good way for him to practice the real thing! Now he knows you'll say yes based on how you reacted to it!! Hopefully he plans something great!!
worldclassrager 41
Well it will happen soon maybe it was a rehearsal...just said that to throw you off...