Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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cuz803 46
2 things: 1. Learn self respect and to stand your ground. It's your party after all. 2. Get some new friends and disassociate yourself from certain relatives....
sleepymom1234 7
why did you allow them to do that? you should have just kicked all of them out! as you said, it's your house.
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cuz803 46
2 things: 1. Learn self respect and to stand your ground. It's your party after all. 2. Get some new friends and disassociate yourself from certain relatives....
RichardPencil 32
Why are you such a pill? Don't have a birthday party if you're not prepared to at least pretend to enjoy it. Seems like raiding your fridge is just a consolation prize for having to spend time with Debbie Downer.
Yudith 28
I guess this will be the last party you ever have at your house. It's easier to leave a party than to ask a party to leave.
tiptoppc 21
I dunno, releasing the hounds might make his day to see them scatter like roaches. It’ll even make the party livelier
sleepymom1234 7
why did you allow them to do that? you should have just kicked all of them out! as you said, it's your house.
Jessica Carey 11
if you gave in YDI 100%
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If it's your house, they're the ones who should leave, not you.