Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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Top comments
mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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Comments (143)
mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Cad6 24
Indeed #1. It would be a miracle if she actually found the earring tho...
jannielovesjack 0
I think op deserves it for spending 200 dollars on earrings. :/
Cad6 24
#9 - Nah. It's a "Shitty" thing for someone to lose $200, no matter how much they spend on earrings.
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
Cad6 24
Meh...good point. Time to go back to elementary school.
jannielovesjack 0
I agree 16. No matter what you spend that kind of money on, it would suck to loose it. :)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I think OP deserves it for going to sleep with expensive earrings on..not for buying them.
LoveMay 10
25 - Well what's one earring without the other? There's no point of having the one earring. So technically, she would loose $200 if she doesn't find the missing one. 46 - OP never said they were going to sleep. It says 'I was laying down in bed' which doesn't necessarily mean at night or to go to sleep.
Big_Chives 7
Agreed
SolarGirl32 6
46 - It never says OP lay down to sleep. I'm laying down as I type this comment with no intention of going to sleep.
cobaltss06 1
No they lost $200. It does say one of my $200 earrings
iamyummylicious 14
If a pair of earrings cost 200 dollars then logically one would cost 100 dollars.
lstrawberrycake 12
Well what if one earring was 200? And combined they were 400
LMA0 5
97- Then that would be a different pair of earrings altogether.
cheaptrix 6
37- when you comment, I imagine it being said by a mouse yelling... Is it just me?
sullysair123 19
It would be worth even more because the bacteria in the dog's stomach makes it even shinier...
xLights_Out 3
Have fun digging through his poo, looking for your earring
DogsPaw 16
I would take it to the vet... It could cut up anything on the way out
gamercanadian 11
Sounds like a pooped up situation
LMA0 5
65- That was even worse than the "shitty situation" jokes. You should be ashamed.
JRFaceless 8
Now you can fish through animal shit just like in Jurassic Park! Just remember to wash your hands before eating.
jannielovesjack 0
Op wash your hands very thoroughly -shudders-!
banzainutslap 0
Tou jave big *******
kittenvks 11
And Gone In Sixty Seconds as well :)
M0NK3Yz 2
it only a $2 earring that you thought it was $200 ...
Cad6 24
Yea #4, because a $2 earring is worth writing an FML for.
Awsumuzzie 12
I feel like they're trying to hypnotize the OP through a comment.
sxdryv 14
Huh? Is that even English? Sounds more like a monosyllabic Neanderthal - just saying :)
xtalondriver 14
Do you have your super super pooper scooper?
LO388 7
Super duper pooper scooper*
JayJ17 7
Why do people on this have to comment about EVERY SINGLE spelling error. Holy shit you know what they mean! Get a life and stop being soo paranoid :/
j_cat187 20
I'm a super duper pooper :)
BeMyLove15 10
Pets come with a price, but its worth it(:
jillianmathers12 13
No it's like this :)
SupahAsian 4
Well, her pet is worth an extra $200 then.
pslcdsl 9
Dog's POV: Today I was playfully nibbling my owner's ear and suddenly, a hard, small object went down my throat. Here comes the wait. FML
radiocrash 4
why would you spend 200$ on earrings?
taaaaaylor 0
I would..
bizarre_ftw 22
Why would you spend $________ on a car/signed baseball/concert tickets/etc...? Don't be an ignorant dick
julialinn 2
It's not like she spent a million on them.. plus, she could be really into fashion. It also might've been a gift.
ss_20_xx 14
I would as well.
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
Who said she bought them? They could be a gift.
Alexisthebestest 16
Maybe they were a gift. Then again, if I spent $200 on a pair of earrings, I wouldn't wear them around the house just because. I would wear them for a special occasion. Hopefully OP gets their earring back & the dog is unharmed.
Mischief109 11
Hey guys, just in case this hadn't been said at least three times above me, maybe the earrings were a gift..
Becca_BooP 8
This reminded me of Marley and Me when the dog swallowed the necklace. I hope you find it though! Good luck :)
aquaeyedsiren 0
aww poor puppy! I sure as hell wouldn't want an earring going through my digestive tract :(
A100893 30
At least you know you're getting it back.