Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
reaxion 25
Next time he gets down on one knee just walk away, or say no.
grumpy94533 11
Douche!
suppdoe 6
Such a dick move.
omgimdying 15
what a jerk!
perdix 31
I'm thinking he was for real, but when he saw your maudlin reaction, he called an audible and played it off like a joke. If, for some reason, you want to marry this asshole, you're going to have to pull yourself together, woman!
SilverFoxx 19
I.. Just hate your comment.
perdix 31
#49, you gotta admit that it's a possible explanation for his behavior. It would be sad, but sometimes you have to face grim reality.
SilverFoxx 19
I don't think I will, as only a complete moron would think that emotion is a deal breaker when it comes to proposing. This is not OP's fault. Now, if you wouldn't mind, do the world a favor and go back to the lab from whence you came.
wholock 12
How the **** did OP deserve it?
Waredo_Dyrge 11
There's assholes all over the internet. This place is no exception.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
I should clarify. I meant that some people are assholes and will blame the victim. This also applies to real life. Just look at the GOP and MRAs.
lmngrl889 14
the GOP? really?
sassy2085 16
There are some things in life you should not joke about and that is one of them.
tehdarkness 21
I wonder if he just lost his nerve...
chosha_fml 27
He's ruined that moment AND any proposal he might make, because now if proposes for real, you'll always associate it with his cruel joke. What a jackass. Do you really want to be with someone who finds it funny to treat you that way?
DanielRamirez 10
He might have just panicked he probably wanted to make sure of your reaction and might propose later on :)