Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
4x4kid 7
funniest thing ever stomach is hurting.
cheshirecat13242 32
No, it's a horrible thing.. I hope your stomach is hurting because you pooped out if disgust, not from laughing..
lailagothgal 16
I hope thats sarcasm.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
What's even funnier is your face.
eddeeezzyy 19
So, 11....do you believe in white supremacy?
BeforeItWasCool 12
Who on earth poops out of disgust...
swick25 22
well seeing that you are only a little 16yr old who has zero experience in a relationship, you would think it is hilarious. you're stupidity at its finest
hays_xo 15
That's cruel. Next time he wants sex, get him worked up and then shout "HA just kidding".
littlekellilee 45
If he's joking about it, he's probably thinking about it and just wanted to see what you would say.
StiffPvtParts 43
If he had thought about it, he would have probably realized that he should never have made that joke :c
littlekellilee 45
When my (now ex) fiance asked, he kept saying things like "we should just get married... just kidding!" And then watch my reaction. It's a big time, he could have just gotten nervous.
infinitegrace 21
And that's why he's your ex #71.
littlekellilee 45
Actually, he's my ex because he couldn't handle my health problems. I probably should have seen the signs of him being an idiot though!
euphoricness 28
If you were in a McDonalds, be glad he was kidding!
zahra_786 19
There's always some truth behind every joke..the thought has probably crossed his mind a lot and you may actually get a serious one sometime soon! :)
dont_doubt_me 29
Shit. He shouldn't play with people's emotions like that. I'm sorry, OP.
SoapTurtle 7
He is a keeper
DocBastard 40
Ha ha. Wow, what a great joke. He's a real comedian, that guy. He should win some ******* award or something.
WellThatSucked89 13
A Darwin Award may suffice... just sayin...
momsquared 10
How is it when you say it's funny you get thumbed up but when other say the same thing they get buried. Maybe this is why some doctors have God complexes.
swick25 22
@87 because docbastard is one of the funniest people on here.
squidgy787 22
The good doctor is skilled in the ways of sarcasm, unlike many people that thumbed down to a -83 and then comment again. complaining that no one can take a joke or realize that the comment was *obviously* sarcastic.
olpally 33
Smack him in the face for being a dick. Proposing to someone is no joke, especially since it's all about the girl(wedding, dresses and stuff). He's an ass.
momsquared 10
Not all girls want to get married. I for one think it is an antiquated arrangement. If I get married it will be all about him since I don't care about an actual wedding.
NandaPanda 22
What a douche... I'm sorry that he pulled a crappy joke like that on you OP. Eventually the right guy, whether it be your current bf or someone else, will propose for real =)