Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Top comments
smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
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Comments (78)
sillypun 0
ladies, none of us want to make our way through velcro to get to the velvet lining. Say goodbye to the jungle in your grundle.
Kel_x 0
Hahahaha! Nice xD
ShitHappens12318 10
Pumpkin, if you can't stand the heat, stay away from the kitchen. See how you'll enjoy spreading your legs to a stranger so she can remove hair from down there, or going into doggy position just to scream from pain, NO pleasure. I'm also positive you'll enjoy going down on someone who has sensetive skin and instead of hair down there, she has puss and pimples as a result of waxing. YUMMYYY.
cbahh 0
Get him one in return.
alwaysalady 0
make him do it with you. he'll cry.
uncletom_fml 0
at least he had SOME tact. he could have beenvery blunt about...in front of your family...or everyone you know
graham11 14
Then he'd be an ex boyfriend..
midnyte 0
He might not have meant anything by it considering that Spring/Summer is coming up anyway... ?
coloredwax 0
She can do what she wants with her body. Bikini waxes hurt. And if it doesn't bother her, she shouldn't feel obliged to get rid of it. Simple. And besides, who says she's not at least trimming it? I trim when I feel like it but I don't ever shave or wax. I think it's creepy to like women with almost no pubic hair anyway. Pedobear much?
victoria123_fml 0
you'll love it at least i do i get mine done for 25$
csigabajnok 0
Girls also don't like guys with bushy beards or bristle (at least most of them don't). If they can say "Shave it!" I can say the same! Bet there's something in him you didn't like and wanted to change, right?
blah_blah_shity 0
haha niiccee i wish my boy would pay for a waxing! its not so bad... saves tons of embarrassment during a trip to the beach! plus it just looks better :]
patricia_fml 0
If you aren't comfortable with that, just trim it to a short length so it's clean.