Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
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Top comments
zachattack 0
That's what happens when you look orange.
rational_man 0
Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
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red_apples 0
Ouch. I'm sorry.
zachattack 0
That's what happens when you look orange.
Sallen 0
looking good is the best revenge! sooo keep getting tan. (but don't wear make up... guys don't like it) just go get someone worth trying to look good for!
rational_man 0
Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
ZING_MASTER 0
Spray tan? You're a moron.
blah_blah_shity 0
it happens, and at least you looked good on the last date. he's probably thinking of your tan self right now, uh huuuuh.
burgerphone 0
ouch people suck!
Sallen 0
Yall are silly... welcome to 2009 when spray tans don't turn you orange anymore, they give you a nice glow.
Kat_MS 0
So sorry to hear that....at least the dress can be used again (though I would have preferred to buy cosmetics and do it myself so they could be used again as well :P). And yes, spray tans, when done well can actually be quite nice, and is better for your skin than the alternative (baking in the sun). Same goes for makeup. Its just when people go overboard with makeup it looks horrid, or wear makeup that doesn't suit them.
vanierke 0
Hey, at least you went out in style... And now he knows what he's missing. :)