Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Top comments
smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
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Comments (78)
DomoLaDii 8
lmao
munkeebutt 0
What did u get him? Also he might be joking. I mean, you're the judge of that, but think about it. I'm sure he loves you very much, or at least enough to get u a present. My boyfriend wouldnt have even bothered to get me anything-why i dumped him. On the other hand, he's pretty good at sending a hint;lol!
lolmigosh 15
Um i think you should take his hint...
MaryPoppins88 14
Bahaha take the hint and surprise him
corocoro 30
Clever guy.
errata_fml 24
Wow, jerk couldn't spring a couple more bucks for the tip too?
nicholasj96 9
Lol only get eyebrows, arms, and legs on purpose .
Ilikepie82479 20
"I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages"
creedford 4
He's trying to tell you that he dosent like your bush
abc_1_2_3 12
Just get the bikini wax, and make sure he knows, then don't have sex with him. Mwhahaaha