Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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chanceuse_fml 0
Fail.
Khiruki 0
...Haa... haha... Idiot.
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chanceuse_fml 0
Fail.
Thabb 0
YDI for cheating
teentee401 37
That's probably what was written on the top of OP's test paper
Khiruki 0
...Haa... haha... Idiot.
JodeMiVida 13
^This.
amirn86 0
YDI for even thinking about cheating, take it as if you were protected from doing something to bring yourself lower in moral status/worth
apfunction 0
who gives a **** about morals? 10 years in the future, I think she'd rather have a nice job with good pay, even if that means she cheated on a test. but have fun living on the streets preaching about how much morals have done for you.
tofuzoo52 0
indeed i would i job. cheating ftw.
Spongii101 12
But if you cheat, you might get the job but you won't have the knowledge to be good at the job, so you'll get fired. Hence the expression 'Cheats never prosper'.
Tigro_fml 0
OMG, thats too funny! EPIC FAIL indeed! Next time write out the cheats u want quickly in pencil on ur desk.. duh
googlefrewdnoob 0
Exams are usually in test halls, eg you don't have access to the materials beforehand. They DO check the desks
yes_yes_yes 0
As if a few notes on your ankle would save you! =P YDI! (and you deserve the fail) =P
Scheisse11 0
YDI big time. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin-eater.
carolinetheberry 0
oh please everyone has cheated on a freaking test
googlefrewdnoob 0
I've not cheated on a test. It's called taking the time to learn and the fact that I tend to remember other things that help me arrive to the answer of a question via logical thought. Don't say I cheated, ho.
MehrunesDagon456 20
You are a retard. 97% of the time was a, the rest were b. OH WOW, HOW DID I DO IT WITHOUT CHEATING? By studying.
Karmarocks946 9
Nobody with any sense or morals cheats
jdb2009 0
You ever notice that there are a lot of people who cheat on tests that consequently write FML's a little later on???? People, there's a pattern here and that patter is....ready?? You deserve that one.
ovaltine 0
meh. Be thankful you didn't get caught and get your test ripped up. Because from the sounds of it, you're so un-smooth that you probably would have been caught if you had tried to cheat..
Kickinchicken213 3
How stupid. This reminds me of that World's Dumbest Criminals show on TruTV for some reason. Just know that the life of crime is not for you. FYL.
howiet 0
I foresee a darwin award in the future...