Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
Probably should've thought that one through. Good on for your helping a friend, but really? Right before a job interview?
ohgeez 0
Definitely not the smartest thing to do. Sorry but you deserved it. If you can't think ahead, you probably don't deserve that job either.
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arms_akimbo 0
Probably should've thought that one through. Good on for your helping a friend, but really? Right before a job interview?
anonymous100000 17
just pay up and go to a real salon..have them fix the mess she made...you'll have really, like jennifer Lawrence, short hair but it'll be better than a mullet..
ohgeez 0
Definitely not the smartest thing to do. Sorry but you deserved it. If you can't think ahead, you probably don't deserve that job either.
StayClassy 0
Wow, you are a better friend than I am.
runmymouth 0
NEVER let an amateur do your hair before any important appointment! But maybe you could still put some kind of interesting spin on it, like in the suggestions above (er, the nice ones).
alwaysalady 0
Never let an amateur do you hair at all. Have you heard the term beauty school drop out?
midnyte 0
Depending on the type of business, your hair might not even faze the interviewer. I'm sure they've seen everything.
patricia_fml 0
That doesn't sound too bad. If they notice just say your friend made you be her guinea pig and you didn't have time to fix it.
darlingseas 0
Bumble and Bumble colored hair powder = lifesaver in moments such as those. I was in beauty school and let someone do my hair, and it was white. If you don't have time to fix it at all, make a joke out of the whole thing. At least you'll look as if you have some personality.
Kat_MS 0
Yeah, it'll be a good starting point for the interview :P haha
Bunbu 8
This FML has insulted me. I have a mullet and I love it. I've also had pink hair.
thelinlinx3 10
Yeah, and you'd probably be a lot prettier if you didn't have the mullet.