Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
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IGotNippleRings 4
should be grateful.
kruzito 0
$1 a pop.
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Comments (175)
IGotNippleRings 4
should be grateful.
SCREAM4meeee 0
pop yo own damn zits!
americanhoney4 6
Would you rather be walkin around with a huge zit on your face?? I don't think so!
shybear15 0
Shoulda said " bitch please" :p
tatababe 1
I rather have someone else pop my zits I always make scars I hope u didn't get scared if you dud you should charge her
Pixxio_O 11
Pop her zit when she's sleeping and charge her a dollar fifty
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shoulda vizited the dermatologist first :D see what I did there? ;)
americanhoney4 6
38... hahahhahahahhahahhahaha it took me like 5 minutes to figure that out!! good one lol
ShyAnn29 15
That was nice of her, at least you don't have a zit anymore!
partychick27 0
38- haha nice one lol
Nanall 15
I would have been pissed. Popping them causes and leaves acne scars. Plus, you don't know where or what her hands have touched so she could have put bacteria in that popped zit. You deserve it for letting her.
Lucidium 0
Wow 42 you just help the point that the majority of Americans are effing stupid.
Pixxio_O 11
Then guess I'm even more effing stupid because it took me 10 minutes to figure it out... 0.0
chelseaaababyyy 17
well, im a freakin idiot because i still dont get it /: someone explain, please ?(:
coffeygirl12 14
Ive been sitting here for 25 minutes and i still cant figure it out...i need to get a life...
Pandaloverr 0
ViZITed .
77wade 0
He put viZITed
coffeygirl12 14
I get it now!
littlestmOnster_fml 1
Happy late birthday!!! @igotnipplerings
americanhoney4 6
Just because a person doesn't get a single joke, doesn't mean he/she is stupid.
zbajis 7
102- In Amreeka it does, cuz we is dumb. But I still think we is not dumb becuz are report card says AA+! (bad grammar and spelling intentional)
goodgravy 0
she just wanted to make sure it wasn't a third eye staring her down
ellelynn 0
Dude that's creepy for wishing someone a happy bday
ktateprado 0
Should be grateful she didn't give you an ass whooping for complaining about it.
woosah 16
a full 5 min 42?
iPoopMusic 0
106- Speak fer yaself! Ya dang ignant.
OoLogicalOo 4
Only a dollar?!
sleepydeath 4
You should of said popping was the tip
dakotasgirl00 2
It's gross for someone else to pop your pimple without permission.
dakotasgirl00 2
That sucks
dakotasgirl00 2
Anything could of happened
dakotasgirl00 2
Stupid iPod sorry wrong comment thread.
yeseniaaa 2
That's disgusting.
IGotNippleRings 4
Lol, thanks!
IGotNippleRings 4
Dude, you're an idiot. How can you base the majority of people from a country off of what one person said? If you can do that and make the generalization you just made, then based off of you I'm guessing the majority of Austrailians are ignorant assholes?
IGotNippleRings 4
That was for #72
ashleeyka 13
at least you didn't have to do it o.O
commietaco 0
for a dollar, I could have gotten 4 gum balls. gum balls>physical appearance
idancewithrev 0
omg I want a gumball now...
daysgoby902 6
wash your face.
ktateprado 0
What could be better than balls?
kevsnev 7
Acne sucks :(
Wandering_Ninja 8
Pussy is better then balls
idancewithrev 0
liesssss.
dakotasgirl00 2
Not true I would much rather do it myself.
Cleao18317 11
Should have popped it before you went
ktateprado 0
Should have switched off the "bitch switch" before she left as well.
Po1ntBlank 0
I am going to start saying this....
dakotasgirl00 2
What happens if she didn't notice it or it was formed later that day.
borkchop1992 15
i think that dollar was just for the tip
commietaco 0
it's just like prostitution, you have to pay a dollar extra for the tip.
gbreck 0
76- I see what you did there lmao
dakotasgirl00 2
Nice.
dakotasgirl00 2
Nice.
CookiexJar 17
Wooow. Big deal! You paid a dollar -.-
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
A dollar is a lot of money! Well it was 100 years ago, stupid inflation :D
GrammerNazi1000 8
Tasty... ;)
bowwowpug 0
Your picture is disturbing
asoptavlo14 6
Very disturbing..
flashback.miss 28
ewww lol
asoptavlo14 6
So much for you replying with lyrics..
xXemoturtleXx 8
my thought of Winnie the Pooh being all cute n plumpy is forever ruined...
josh5634 0
it's not disturbing at all. Sheesh. -_-
MrSassypants 34
27 I'll take your job for you. *ahem* Your picture/ is down with the sickness!/ I/ apoligize!/ for my/ comment/ not being so gooood! good./ Couldn't think of much/ lyrics./ I had to make it!/ because of you./ It wasn't so goooood! good./ I had to/ diss you lyricaly/ sorry/, but I'm no superman./ You just got served. :D
Eggers 2
there's nothing cool about defacing a Whinny the Poo picture
howslife123 0
30 - in Fergilicious they say TASTY TASTY :D
12em12 1
27: Your picture is nasty too.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I find 6 pic funny and 27 nice pic ;)
idancewithrev 0
creeepppyyyyy piiccccccctuuurrreee scccarrreedddd floor liiifffee
dakotasgirl00 2
You mean "for" right? Also why type like that? What did you do accidentally hold down your key while typing?
eeema333love 0
Ew
Gothmonkey7 3
Umm. #6 I love ur pic. But.. Ur name is contradicting itself. Its spelled "GRAMMAR"
iatejesus 2
an austrailian.. with a large knife in their picture... who would've guessed?
Prankster7o7 5
That's not a knife! This is a knife!
lafrenchie 4
.
Vmonster 0
Disturbing picture to match a disturbing comment... .-.
shootintacos 0
hey:)
krez 20
I would have charged more!
robertd73 24
Especially since it was a big one.
icyfire617 10
An entire dollar?! Dayyyumm your life sucks. -_-
kruzito 0
$1 a pop.
TheFiercePhoenix 5
Lol
howslife123 0
Hahahah drug reference I'm in love
kevint9911 15
Dude, that's cheap
howslife123 0
True it's like 3 bucks a pop ..
Black_Letter 19
@9, I see what you did there :)
12vballchick12 5
I agree with four. Unless she said specifcally "thats for popping that whopper zit! "