Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
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Comments (78)
RebeccaWvvv 0
Well goddamn! You need to shave that shit
jallenallen 3
idk what guys you know but I like to keep it clean
88sforlife 0
Shave
naynay93 6
Hahahaha! You gotta give ur bf props for that! you should try it. All he's asking for is a bikini wax which isn't that bad. Just trim the rest. you should be glad that he's willing to pay and not just telling you to go shave. Honestly, waxing is SOOOOO much better.
ChrissyCaustic 0
lol. It's not that hard to shave there, brah. deepthroating is also pretty easy.
SceneXmatrixX 0
haha he didnt neccesarily mean that u needed it..... but then again he prollly did lololol
kiwigail 0
hey, it's no biggie! he is paying for it! just do it!
kandina 0
Hahah. #66, agreed
djnova11 4
you probably deserve it chewbacca
prettybirdq 0
Holy crap, throw your man a bone and put some ****** effort into grooming yourself. This is pathetic
LtBoom 13
Agreed, if she can't be bothered to clean up for her boyfriend I can't imagine how bad the rest of her hygiene is. Me and my girl keep it clean just out of respect for eachother, it isn't that hard.