Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
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Comments (78)
Seegtease 0
He's paying for you to get extra grooming that he happens to like. Why would you be offended?
JustAGirl_fml 0
At least he paid for just a bikini wax instead of a brazilian. Instead, though, spend $8 on the Sally Hensons do it yourself wax. That way you don't have to have some stranger staring down your woolly ******.
darlingseas 0
HAHAHA @ #20 However, I would love a boyfriend who paid for my bikini waxes. Way more expensive in Reno than $32.
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
Here's what I would say: "Dude, you first."
ridiculous_gnome 0
And why the hell do you want to keep that hairy monster down there?? are you fond of it?? do you like the way the shampoo feels on your crotch?? just do it!
Syntax_fml 4
Get something else done with your hair, make it all nice. Then get him to go down on you without getting a wax.
shermanater182 0
yuck hairy vaginas
Xaviera_X 0
Hmm. So he wants you to change something about your appearance, and instead of talking to you about it he hints in a somewhat passive-aggressive way? That sucks. Sounds like you two need to have a chat.
nisey 0
LOL omg
Kokzillanotrealy 0
Your hairy vaginus disgusts me. Touche "your bf" way to tell her what's up. Hairy snatch falls under the worst category of gross. I feel bad since you did get pwned by your bfs subtle hint, but come on, you gotta know there are VERY few guys that like nething more than an airstrip below the belt. haha