Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
hm...just forget ur with him. "OOO that's right I'm datin ur ass." tada. FYL and YDI
jadegreen96 0
wow dump him hes not worth ur time
deprivedone 0
Wow girl!!!! For one... anniversaries are sometimes hard to remember (so maybe let it pass)... two... If my bf dared to forget V-day he would not have sex for a good 2 weeks...and last but not least, I dont know which would be worst, but he would'nt live through it if he forgot my name or forgot my Bday. Dump the dip-shit and find yourself a good man. trust me you wont regret it!!!!!
Spastastic 6
Your boyfriend is like the husband on a bad sitcom.
lucky__star 0
why are you still together with this guy?
TeaamJacob 0
Aww, you really should dump him for all that. maybe he just used you? dump him and find someone who will remember your name and bday and get you something on valentines day.
Keenan31 0
He is either cheating on you or you're the one he is cheating with
sunniebunny4 0
you must be pretty desperate to have a boyfriend...
bigredmonkeybutt 30
they ride the schoolbus together. she sits 2 rows behind him writing their names in hearts on her notebook.
metalr82 0
well I guess your the moron for staying with him... haha stupid girls